sometimes when im stressed i imagine that princess celestia takes me away to equestria

Every time I get a MLP song stuck in my head at school I sing the first 2 notes, realize Oh damnit it’s mlp, and twist it straight into another song.

It’s so upsetting when a new episode pops up and one of their ponies look similar to your own fan pony that you’ve had for quite some time. I was planning on making an ask blog with my girlfriend and even had some things sketched, but now I’m scared to because of backlash from fans who may think I copied her.

It frustrates me a little that nearly everyone likes Luna so much better than Celestia. I mean, Luna is fine, but she’s not that developed in the show, and so… Overall, I wish that some people would just give Celestia a chance.

How many background ponies must there be, with no spoken lines? Over two hundred, maybe? But the fans only really care about six, really. Derpy, Bon-Bon, Lyra, the Doctor, Octavia and Vinyl Scratch. What about all those other ponies? Are they not worthy? What makes some ponies more special than others?

Ever since reading “My Little Dashie.” I spent my entire September looking for a box that said “Give Good Home” on the side.

It’s a show for little girls, the ponies are flashing images with voices of humans. They don’t exist, nor do they have personalities. GET OVER IT.

I want to give every sad brony and pegasster a hug and tell them it’s going to be alright.