Pony Confessions

I. Fucking. Love. Ponies.

I have two ideas for comedic clopfics, but no intention to write them. Here they are: 1. Either Twilight or Rarity (has to be a unicorn so they don’t get it on themselves) sneaks poison joke on Fluttershy, then they (or possibly the whole town) tries to rape her for her sexy voice, possibly getting some joke on themselves in the process. 2. Twilight styles her hair like Rarity’s for Spike (or Spike makes her hair like that), then they get it on (based on the scene in Cutie Pox). Use if you like.

I love the CMC, but I can’t stand how much screen time Apple Bloom’s getting.

Especially in Season 2. Apple Bloom’s been in a lot of episodes, and has outshined even her sister Apple Jack with screen time, even though she’s not one of the mane six. And what bothers me the most is she’s getting an unfair share of attention when Sweetie Belle and especially Scootaloo barely have a big role.

1/27/2012

I’ve always felt bad for pedophiles, because it’s really not their fault who they are attracted to, as long as they don’t act out on it. But when I think about older masturbating to pictures of Sweetie Belle, it makes me hate everything.

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My mom was very accepting when I mentioned that I like this show, which made me happy. However, she was a little skeptical of the fact that most of the fans were 20 year old men. It made her think they were pedos. To be fair, I can’t blame her, thinking that.

1/26/2012

I like Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo as individual fillies, but when they’re together as the CMC, I find them really annoying.

I don’t mind if people like R34, but I always worry that my MLP loving younger sister might accidentally find it.

My younger sister is only nine but she uses the internet to watch the episodes. I have to make sure I watch the episodes on YouTube with her so nothing like that happens.

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Only a few very close friends know I’m a brony. My best friend is the exception; he’s judgmental and closed-minded, so I don’t think I could ever tell him.

EDIT: this confession was featured on a buzzfeed article!